Metal Gear Online, and how it's community is full of chicken shit Americans

Hello world, it's me, Blogspot Superstar GREY ACUMEN, here today to talk to you about Metal Gear Online AKA Pussy Bitches Online. Now, before you make a post along the lines of "PS3 HAS NO GAMES", I should let you know that I've recieved 3 years of katana training and I've created my own sword style called Chinchin wa Suki Desu Ka. Don't mess with me or you'll get a katana up your azz. Now then, Metal Gear Online is full of pussy bitch gun users who are too afraid to use CQC or knives because they're pussy bitch faggots. Guns are for people with no lives and are for criminals. Guns are cheap and have no honor. Guns are evil and disgusting. Swords, Swords are weapons. Swords are honorable weapons of war. They require the welder to have skill. They require the beholder to have honor. They are real weapons. Guns are just plastic and metal thrown together to fire lead. And did I say guns are for chicken **** people as well? The time it takes for you to figure out whether the person is coming at you with the sword and THEN cock it THEN load it and THEN arm it they could've dashed at you and killed you. So I don't see why so many people on Metal Gear Online insist on using guns when a skilled Raiden player can easily block the bullets then dash up to them and slice them in two.

My Zelda Master Katana Replica

It's quite nice, isn't it? Cost $300 + tax and S&H.